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HOW often do you wear sandals with socks?
A. Never.
B. Only in Majorca.
C. Always.
What is your favourite U2 album?
A. Under A Blood Red Sky.
B. Pop.
C. Achtung Baby.
What is your favourite number?
A. Seven.
B. Eight.
C. Nein!
After a penalty shoot-out, are you left...
A. With your head in your hands, despairing at how close you came yet again.
B. Optimisitic about your chances next time.
C. Smugly triumphant.
With members of the opposite sex, are you attracted to their...
A. Bottom.
B. Eyes.
C. Herr.
When your train is delayed, do you...
A. Tut and glance at your watch.
B. Moan to the person sitting next to you.
C. Storm up to the ticket office and wave the timetable at the staff while complaining loudly.
Ladies, when your armpits are a little hairy do you...
A. Reach for the razor.
B. Wear a long-sleeved top.
C. Take every available opportunity to remove your top and put your hands on your head.
Liebfraumilch is...
A. Never heard of it, mate.
B. A sweet wine from the Seventies.
C. A lovely tipple.
Is the engine of your car...
A. Being held together with red Post Office elastic bands.
B. Getting you from A to B, thank you very much.
C. The benchmark for precision engineering.
Wearing leather trousers and slapping your thighs is OK only if...
A. You are a rock star or Russell Brand.
B. You are Max Mosley.
C. You fully appreciate what a magnificent traditional dance form it is.
When you see a picture of the late Steve McQueen, do you think...
A. Ah... The Great Escape. What a film. What a hero.
B. Is that the fella who was in that PoW film who almost got away on a motorbike?
C. That sneaky escape artist - get him back in ze Cooler!
When you see a sun lounger by a hotel pool do you...
A. Have a lie down and order a nice cold lager.
B. Leave it for now... it's far too early to think about sunbathing.
C. Put a towel on it. Immediately.
What is your favourite drink?
A. A nice cup of tea.
B. A glass of wine.
C. Becks.
Audi is...
A. What Gene Hunt drove in Ashes To Ashes.
B. A supermarket stacked with cheap food.
C. Vorsprung Durch Technik.
You like David Hasselhoff because of...
A. His enthusiastic remarks on Britain's Got Talent.
B. His early Baywatch career.
C. His contribution to pop music.
England's third goal in the 1966 World Cup final was...
A. Clearly over the line.
B. Hard to tell from such an angle.
C. Never in a million years was it even close to being over the line. You cheats...
Who is your favourite Wimbledon commentator?
A. John McEnroe.
B. Sue Barker.
C. Boris Becker.
Speaking of Boris, when you see him do you...
A. Remind yourself never to accept an invitation to visit the broom cupboard.
B. Remember him diving for shots at Wimbledon.
C. Reminisce fondly about sporting domination.
Getting naked in public is OK only if...
A. You are jumping over the stumps at a cricket match.
B. You are in a nudist colony well away from "normal" people.
C. It's acceptable in any place, at any time.
A frankfurter is...
A. A character from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
B. A type of food popular at sports grounds.
C. The delicious hotdog invented in Frankfurt.
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- Nếu câu tl chủ yếu là B, có một chút gen Đức đang lấp ló, nhưng bạn vẫn tự hào là một thằng Anh.
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