Những câu nói nổi tiếng của bác Uli
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“I approach Bayern like it was my own family.”
“I don’t believe we’d have lost the game if it had finished 1-1.”
“He can play for another 100 years and he won’t get past us.”
(On Christoph Daum)
“We’re definitely not going to pay ridiculous prices, but I could certainly imagine paying moderately ridiculous prices.”
“We have an eight-week-old dog at home. He ended up peeking out from under the sofa totally distraught last Sunday, because when Bremen made it 3-1 in Dortmund, I screamed until the walls shook.”
“Do you think we have cash coming out of our a---s?”
(Asked if Bayern would sign another big-name player after Roy Makaay)
“He has an opinion on everything. If two players clash heads in the Czech Republic, he’ll tell you it already happened in Leverkusen back in 1934.”
(On former Leverkusen counterpart Reiner Calmund)
“It's no use bringing in a player who’s always on the front cover of Bravo Sport. We want players who are on the front cover of Kicker.”
(Asked if he could imagine signing David Beckhams for Bayern)
“In the case of Ottmar Hitzfeld, it’s not like it is with George Bush, where everyone’s delighted when he finally goes.”
“Bremen should enjoy first place at Christmas. But Santa Claus was never the Easter Bunny.”
(On the fact that the title race is never decided until the spring)
“They fought like lions – or like tigers. We’re not allowed to say Lions.”
(The attitude towards bitter city rivals 1860 Munich)
“I always wore shin-pads for training, because I knew that if Franz ‘Bulle’ Roth took against me, he’d put me on the running track. Training was a fight for survival – and that’s helped me come on a very long way.”
(On his playing days)
“We’ll turn out in Lederhosen as usual. Our rivals can continue worrying about pulling them down.”
(On a rival chant, ‘Zieh die Bayern die Lederhosen aus’ – ‘Pull Bayern’s Lederhosen off’)
“Training twice a day and sliding under the table drunk of an evening isn’t on.”
“We need it boisterous, we want the stadium full. You have to have ballyhoo.”
“If I really was to leave Bayern, it would only be for Italy. I’d happily show them how you win a European trophy without spending 30 million a year on new players.”
“Some players need to learn how to do this job like men. Some of them seem to be remote-controlled sissies, who don’t have things worked out at home.”
“Franz will remain as Bayern president for another five years. After all, being DFB President is horrendously boring. And FIFA President, spending the whole year on the road seeing people who understand nothing, that’s not the job for him.”
(Said in summer 1995)
“The team has had no leadership from the coach for weeks and months now. I’m sorry for Otto, but it had to be said.’
(After Otto Rehhagel’s dismissal)
“I have great respect for Dortmund. But we can’t have our players running around in yellow and black shirts.”
“We now offer more than 1,000 products… we have practically everything in Bayern colours, apart from condoms… we’re introducing women’s underwear soon.”
(1996)
“People have got the idea that it’s like the gladiators in Rome, that there’s a ceremonial parade beforehand.”
(On crowds of up to 7,000 at training sessions)
“People have had a go at me for every transfer recently. As if I was buying them for me personally and sending them out to play in the garden at home.”
“[Bremen President] Willi Lemke wanted a class war in the Bundesliga. I hope he’s now teaching the Bremen schoolkids that success is based on performance, and not talking gibberish.”
“My attacks are 99.9 percent thought through. When I’m at a game, I spend the second half thinking about what I’m going to say afterwards.”
“Outside football, I have no natural enemies.”
“I want to leave Bayern in a condition which allows my successors to have fun with it as well.”
“Paradise Island football doesn’t exist any more. Players, especially those at Bayern, should be lighting a votive candle in the morning in gratitude for the standard of living they enjoy.”
“When Udo was our coach, we had eight regulars. He picked the others on Friday by holding a 50-yard dash: The fastest three got to play.”
(On Udo Lattek)
“Nothing against Mrs Lucio’s bean soup, but they have to have balanced diets.”
(On Bayern’s holistic nutrition plan)
“[Chat show host] Günther Jauch described Jürgen Klinsmann as the Obama of German football. If he’s the Obama of German football, I’m Mother Teresa.”
(On former coach Jürgen Klinsmann’s appearance on stern TV)
“I’m reading figures such as, 30, 40, 50 million. We’re not even picking up the phone for that.”
(On rumoured transfer fees for Franck Ribéry)
“There has to be pre-qualifying. You may as well play [fictional amateur club] FC Tegernsee as Liechtenstein.”
(On the debate over international call-ups)
“People who don’t like us as a football club respect us as a business.”
(On Bayern’s commercial success)
28-11-2009, 19:22 PM
. Bayern tuy ko dành đc quá nhiều danh hiệu nhưng vẫn luôn luôn thể hiện là một đội bóng lớn và có nền tài chính hùng mạnh, trở thành Hùm Xám thực sự của Châu Âu khiến bất kì đội bóng nào cũng phải dè chừng, đặc biệt trong những năm cuối của Thế kỉ 20 và đầu 21, bằng chứng là chức vô địch CL 2001. Và trong những chiến tích ấy công của vị GĐĐH ko phải nhỏ. 
2001 GDDH cũng là Hoeness mà 
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